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  • 4th March 2014

    Thank you @tesco for warning us of the headache inducing fumes you unleashed in your renovation of the store beneath… That was sarcasm.

  • 2nd March 2014

    PS3 for £140? Oh Argos, how you tempt me so.

  • 1st March 2014

    So it turns out that writing my own PHP framework is harder than I first thought. Not that I thought it’d be easy, mind.

  • 1st March 2014

    Hello Seagal WordPress Plugin

    Every WordPress user knows that a fresh install of WordPress comes with a plugin called ‘Hello Dolly’.

    Hello Dolly places a random lyric from the song of the same name at the top right of the admin area, changing with each new admin page load.

    I like the idea but am not really a fan of the song. So I thought it would be cool to do my own variation. I have called it ‘Hello Seagal’.

    Hello Seagal does exactly what Hello Dolly does — in fact it uses the original code from Hello Dolly — but altered for my needs. Hello Seagal will place a random line from various Steven Seagal Films in the top right of your admin area, changing with each page load.

    With such classic lines as:

    • “I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent” from Hard to Kill
    • “Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?” from Above the Law AKA Out for Justice
    • “I’m just a cook” from Under Siege

    Download Hello Seagal Zip or View the source code on Github.

  • 28th February 2014

    Lesson learnt today – don’t let car engine run out of water.

  • 26th February 2014

    kill la kill is bloody mental!

  • 19th February 2014

    Drug user claims to be Jack Bauer after bizarre break-in

    Man ‘high on LSD’ claims to be Jack Bauer from 24 after bizarre break-in
  • 18th February 2014

    Just stumbled upon the song from #lostintranslation where bill murray goes into the lapdance club. F**k the pain away by peaches.

  • 11th February 2014

    Just stealth killed loads of pirates then PC crashes. Grr.

  • 10th February 2014

    Archer Vice!

  • 10th February 2014

    Linux Permissions, Bitch!

  • 5th February 2014

    On her majesty’s secret service. Probably one of my favourite bond soundtrack albums.

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