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So apparently the new Bond film, #Spectre, is slightly shorter than your average Bond film…
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No I didn’t in-salt you… I paid you a condiment! #puns
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Brilliant! I especially like No. 15: Mills is accused of killing his ex-wife but he was actually out buying bagels. He has a clear-cut alibi in that the girl in the bagel shop served him and there are CCTV cameras in the shop, but opts to reject it in favour of one-man blood vengeance.
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What does Hannibal from the a team say when they have fixed some unsemantic mark up?…
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@davatron5000 how did the burger relish know the webpage’s markup?… Because he’s red sauce!
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@davatron5000 web dev was hiking and heard a strange grunting. He quickly realized – it was a ‘sass watch’ (sasquatch)
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“@empiremagazine
: Yes, it’s the couch you’ve been waiting for: ” @james27586
