Puns
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No I didn’t in-salt you… I paid you a condiment! #puns
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Ive got two tickets for the Hobbit. If you see him, let him know will you?
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An emotional final episode to 24: Live Another Day. I do wish Jack wouldn’t go ‘russian’ into things though.
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My auntie works in a stationary manufacturers, specialising in rulers. But she lives far away so I was centimetre.