Puns

  • Darth Wader — Canal barge

    Darth Wader — Canal barge

    Darth Wader. Yes! Punning on the canal.

  • No I didn’t in-salt you… I paid you a condiment! #puns

  • Ive got two tickets for the Hobbit. If you see him, let him know will you?

  • An emotional final episode to 24: Live Another Day. I do wish Jack wouldn’t go ‘russian’ into things though.

  • My auntie works in a stationary manufacturers, specialising in rulers. But she lives far away so I was centimetre.