Thank you @tesco for warning us of the headache inducing fumes you unleashed in your renovation of the store beneath… That was sarcasm.
Magic Mushroom – Far Cry 3
Return to the doctor with the cave mushrooms.
Return to the doctor with the cave mushrooms.
Welcome to Los Santos – Grand Theft Auto V
You repo’d a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.
You repo’d a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.
First Blood – Far Cry 3
Escape the pirates and survive in the wilderness.
Escape the pirates and survive in the wilderness.
PS3 for £140? Oh Argos, how you tempt me so.
So it turns out that writing my own PHP framework is harder than I first thought. Not that I thought it’d be easy, mind.
Hello Seagal WordPress Plugin
Every WordPress user knows that a fresh install of WordPress comes with a plugin called ‘Hello Dolly’.
Hello Dolly places a random lyric from the song of the same name at the top right of the admin area, changing with each new admin page load.
I like the idea but am not really a fan of the song. So I thought it would be cool to do my own variation. I have called it ‘Hello Seagal’.
Hello Seagal does exactly what Hello Dolly does — in fact it uses the original code from Hello Dolly — but altered for my needs. Hello Seagal will place a random line from various Steven Seagal Films in the top right of your admin area, changing with each page load.
With such classic lines as:
- “I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent” from Hard to Kill
- “Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?” from Above the Law AKA Out for Justice
- “I’m just a cook” from Under Siege
Download Hello Seagal Zip or View the source code on Github.
Lesson learnt today – don’t let car engine run out of water.
kill la kill is bloody mental!
Drug user claims to be Jack Bauer after bizarre break-in
Just stumbled upon the song from #lostintranslation where bill murray goes into the lapdance club. F**k the pain away by peaches.
Just stealth killed loads of pirates then PC crashes. Grr.
Archer Vice!
Linux Permissions, Bitch!
On her majesty’s secret service. Probably one of my favourite bond soundtrack albums.
Archer dressed as a priest probably one of the funniest moments so far.