Brilliant! I especially like No. 15: Mills is accused of killing his ex-wife but he was actually out buying bagels. He has a clear-cut alibi in that the girl in the bagel shop served him and there are CCTV cameras in the shop, but opts to reject it in favour of one-man blood vengeance.

What does Hannibal from the a team say when they have fixed some unsemantic mark up?… … I love it when a <span> comes together.

@davatron5000 how did the burger relish know the webpage’s markup?… Because he’s red sauce!

@davatron5000 web dev was hiking and heard a strange grunting. He quickly realized – it was a ‘sass watch’ (sasquatch)