Thank you @tesco for warning us of the headache inducing fumes you unleashed in your renovation of the store beneath… That was sarcasm.

So it turns out that writing my own PHP framework is harder than I first thought. Not that I thought it’d be easy, mind.

Hello Seagal WordPress Plugin

Every WordPress user knows that a fresh install of WordPress comes with a plugin called ‘Hello Dolly’.

Hello Dolly places a random lyric from the song of the same name at the top right of the admin area, changing with each new admin page load.

I like the idea but am not really a fan of the song. So I thought it would be cool to do my own variation. I have called it ‘Hello Seagal’.

Hello Seagal does exactly what Hello Dolly does — in fact it uses the original code from Hello Dolly — but altered for my needs. Hello Seagal will place a random line from various Steven Seagal Films in the top right of your admin area, changing with each page load.

With such classic lines as:

  • “I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent” from Hard to Kill
  • “Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?” from Above the Law AKA Out for Justice
  • “I’m just a cook” from Under Siege

Download Hello Seagal Zip or View the source code on Github.