• This is all I need for Christmas TV.

  • placeseagal.com is live. If you build websites and need a placeholder image generator, let seagal help! /@sseagalofficial /@rmlocke

    Edit 7th February 2021: Place Seagal hasn’t been live for a few years now.

  • What’s that? You love Steven Seagal? AND you love placeholder images for web design? Okay, give me a little time…

  • Good job they were pretend chips. This year’s secret Santa I had a girl I’ve never met. So I got her seagalogy.

  • Finally started reading Seagalogy: A study of the kickass films of Steven Seagal. This is amazing. Thanks to @rmlocke

  • Watching the greatness that is Fire Down Below. Thanks to @rmlocke.

  • Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

  • Hello Seagal WordPress Plugin

    Every WordPress user knows that a fresh install of WordPress comes with a plugin called ‘Hello Dolly’.

    Hello Dolly places a random lyric from the song of the same name at the top right of the admin area, changing with each new admin page load.

    I like the idea but am not really a fan of the song. So I thought it would be cool to do my own variation. I have called it ‘Hello Seagal’.

    Hello Seagal does exactly what Hello Dolly does — in fact it uses the original code from Hello Dolly — but altered for my needs. Hello Seagal will place a random line from various Steven Seagal Films in the top right of your admin area, changing with each page load.

    With such classic lines as:

    • “I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent” from Hard to Kill
    • “Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?” from Above the Law AKA Out for Justice
    • “I’m just a cook” from Under Siege

    Download Hello Seagal Zip or View the source code on Github.