David Peach

Just fleeting thoughts that pop into my mind. Or perhaps things I’ve been thinking about that don’t really warrant a full-on post.

  • One semi-colon can bring it all crashing down.

  • $name = in_array('pears', $fruits) ? 'Fruit Basket' : 'Schmoigal';

  • Can’t Slow Down by Lionel Richie is such a great album.

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  • Even ducks love pom bears.

  • Cabin Pressure is brilliant. Listened to first 2 on way home.

  • If you watch 4 episodes of each day from tomorrow till day before premiere of #24liveanotherday you can catch up on all. #jackisback

  • Farcry 3 is absolutely stunning.

  • Off for a cuppa tea and to kill some pirates. Peace! #farcry3

  • Thank you @tesco for warning us of the headache inducing fumes you unleashed in your renovation of the store beneath… That was sarcasm.

  • PS3 for £140? Oh Argos, how you tempt me so.

  • So it turns out that writing my own PHP framework is harder than I first thought. Not that I thought it’d be easy, mind.

  • Hello Seagal WordPress Plugin

    Every WordPress user knows that a fresh install of WordPress comes with a plugin called ‘Hello Dolly’.

    Hello Dolly places a random lyric from the song of the same name at the top right of the admin area, changing with each new admin page load.

    I like the idea but am not really a fan of the song. So I thought it would be cool to do my own variation. I have called it ‘Hello Seagal’.

    Hello Seagal does exactly what Hello Dolly does — in fact it uses the original code from Hello Dolly — but altered for my needs. Hello Seagal will place a random line from various Steven Seagal Films in the top right of your admin area, changing with each page load.

    With such classic lines as:

    • “I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent” from Hard to Kill
    • “Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?” from Above the Law AKA Out for Justice
    • “I’m just a cook” from Under Siege

    Download Hello Seagal Zip or View the source code on Github.